Hey boxer guys! I love your boxxers and thought I would try your shirts
too. Do you ever take special request for designs? Being that you have
a BOXER (dog) on your label (which is why I bought my first boxxers from
you), I thought you might have a BOXER (dog) fan somewhere around your
company. Any chance of a BOXER (dog) design? I could send you a sketchs
or photos of my Boxer (dogs) if your interested. Thanks for listening
and for your quality items! -Doug
Our reply was...
Yes there is a boxer dog fan in the mix, that would be me. Our mascot
Max was my faithful hero for 14 years and was one of the greatest dogs
I have ever had. Definitely the coolest. Over the years we have made numerous
items from a comic book and tee shirts featuring Maxwell Boxxer as a WWI
Flying Ace, as well as more simple shirts featuring just his head and
Over the next few months, please stay tuned, as we will re-issue some
of the greatest Max Boxxer Tee Shirts. Thanks for your input.
Subject: Real men wear real shorts
One time I bought some boxer shorts and they felt like I was in a damn
vice grip. Felt like a damn testicle eating fish had found Christmas
dinner. I only paid a dollar for them and I was proud of that fact but
I learned something. A real man can eat nails and drink battery acid
when he gets a notion, but when it comes to boxer shorts a real man
needs real shorts. My love marbles are just too damn important to be
housed by some flimsy shit you buy on sale at Ace hardware. I need a
garment I can trust. And I found that garment at Maxwell Boxxer. Guy
don't know how to spell boxer, but no mind. It's a fine built product
with softness and comfort. Don't get me wrong. I'm mean and hard assed
and I'll kill anything that moves within ten feet of me. I own thirty
one deer rifles you know. And now I own several pairs of Maxwell
Boxxers. I'm not a fag, but if I met that man who came up with those
shorts I've give him a giant bear hug. Might even kiss him square on
Maybe lick his ear a little if I took a notion.
Rayford Creek, TN
Clyde, you might as well know that if you weren't so gainfully employed
down in the V-state,
you would be here in our publicity office with free keys
to the juice machine. Real.
Not too long ago, I went on a personal search for some good
boxers. The 5 or 6 pairs that I had were slowly returning
to the individual threads from which they were born. I found
it nearly impossible to find any quality shorts with a cloth
coveredwaist-band. Then I found your web page and my journey
to discovery ended! I ordered 2 pair to try them out. (mail
order/email order makes me a little nervous!) They were so
great I ordered 5 more pair! However, one of the first 2 pair
was too big! It would be great if you could send me a replacement
of these shorts in a men's large (37-42).
Rich M. from Walnut Creek, CA
Rich, for your letter. We love to hear from satisfied customers.
Your letter highlights a fact that people need to know about
our boxxers - they run LARGE compared to mass market companies
that skimp on fabric. When ordering, please heed the numeric
waist sizes on the ordering page. And of course we will exchange
your boxxers for the right size.
I have been wearing your boxers since before they were Maxwell
Boxxers. About eight years ago, a buddy of mine was a rep
for you and gave me a pair to try. They were, and still are,
the best pair of boxer shorts on the market. Since then, I
have exclusively worn your boxer shorts. (Unless I'm at the
way end of a laundry cycle.) What I appreciate the most is
the quality of the fabric and the generous construction.
Rob H. from San Francisco, CA
Thanks Rob for your letter. We are glad to hear that you have gotten
eight years of service out of your last set of boxers.
Dear Maxwell Boxxer,
Where do I start.....Maxwell Boxxer has been a part of my past for
fifteen, yes, count them, fifteen years. I discovered your
boxers as a student at Duke University. On a whim, I purchased
my first pair of boxer shorts from a really groovy guy selling
them on the "Quad" at Duke U. in 1985 when you were known
as "YoBoxers". I must tell you, I had grown up a "tighty-whitie"
guy my whole life. WOW!!!! Was I in for a surprise when I
put on my first pair of boxers. Why didn't my dad tell me
when I was growing up the advantages of bearing a "boxer kind
Your first pair lasted me 6 years.....I'll never forget the sadness
I felt retiring my first pair to the rag bin. Your boxers
have not only lasted forever, but, provided me with a level
of comfort not seen this side of Nirvana. After my initial
purchase, I was sold!!! I've traveled the world, I've worked
almost everywhere, I've partied in more places that most people
can imagine......the only thing I make sure of when I walk
out the door is that my teeth are brushed and my shorts are
I currently sport at least 10 different styles of your shorts.
Sometimes I'm in the mood for aquatic themes, sometimes it's
western...or sometimes it's grabbing my lucky golfing boxers.......no
matter what the occasion, I have pair of your shorts helping
me accomplish my journey!!! Please promise me you will continue
to produce the most comfortable, most durable, most stylish
boxers I can put my hands on.....ha ha. Thanks Maxwell Boxxer
for doing what you do better than anyone else out there!!!!
Dave, we know who you are. I am happy that we have been a
part of your life. I hope some of our upcoming button down
shirts will bring you our love and continued happiness. Especially
the new Nirvana cloud one.